Pretending to sleep is not as good as the real thing. Insomnia is a bitch. Especially when, in the morning, one wakes one's self up by spitting across the room. It was supposed to be a dream, and I was spitting at the ground in disgust. What the $%&*? Recently, the sage Kat Hodges told me to pay attention to my dreams, but this was going a bit too far.